Funny Story!

When my wife was pregnant with her first child. I always bring her to have the produces examines in the obstetrics and gynecology hospital. After three month, there is a good news from the Doctor. She said that we have a boy, but she can't so sure, sot she will confirm with us one or two weeks later. And she told me that the little boy's heart is so strong. We can hear it very clearly during the examination. Pu-Don, Pu-Don and Pu-Don. It's a strange but wonderful sound from his little heart. The time has passed for five month. We almost see his facial features on his face which was small as my fist.

At the meantime, the bad news was coming, the doctor said my boy has harelip. These words was broken our happiness. We try to find out the data about this problem, and check on Internet about the power of cosmetology. Finally, my co-worker in the last company told me that why you don't take your wife to another hospital? Then I brought her to the another hospital in Zhong Ho county. The magic was happened to my son. The harelip was disappear. And I checked with the doctor about this matter. You know what? The doctor told me, what you saw last time is meconium and its another name is called the baby's shit. Yes, the shit was on his face at that time. hahaha...

Then I continue to ask the doctor another question. Why the baby's dick is so small? Then the doctor was answered me without any think or consider : it's genetics, so you have to confirm with his father. Are you his father???